Circus House

Sound the horns, get the Ringmaster ready, get your popcorn and last but not least get comfortable! You kids are in for one hell of a show! A place where everyday tasks are an adventure and buckets full of laughter.

Some of our main attractions are Flying Fish, Falling La-Las, and Siming Va-Vas:







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As you can see these are only a few of our main attractions here in the F-dot! More to come soon! Stay tuned!

Toys and No Boys

Tonight's festivities should be mighty interesting and will probably make me wish as though I had a Boy Toy of my own so I can try the new stuff I, may or may not buy, out on.

I'm sure it will be a bunch of hens clucking and chuckling away it will be a first for me and a first for crazy things to do in this new environment. It will be good to get out with Va-Va and meet some new people. The saying must be true, "Sex does bring people together, literally!" I know har har, but it was all I had to go with. Not gonna lie over here, this is probably going to be a bit embarrassing, but i'm sure once I loosen up a bit i'll be able to jump right into the fun!

I am aware that I just said loosen feel free to make your perverted comments at the beep


BEEP!

You make me wanna La-La

Ok eww that was totally out of line for me to even reference Ashley Simpson, but it was kind of perfect.

I know what you are all saying, she must be in La-La Land for moving from Florida to Minnesota and, in truth, you would all be correct! I must say though that it has been refreshing to dip my toes in to the tank *ooops sorry Puffy didn't mean to almost squish you*. I figured one fishes interpretation on the real world should be set up against the truth from the two ladies he sees from a blurry perspective everyday. One of them being me and then my chum from another mum Va-Va. This threesome living *ahem* I believe will be either good for my health by adding years to it from all the laughter or one time I may laugh so hard that I will never be able to suck in enough oxygen to sustain life and just die! Also at this rate we may have to start an online collection for new dining room chairs!

Welcome to La-La Land, enjoy your stay