Single chicks and chick flicks

So as some of you may or may not know I am a single chick. I have been for a while now and I am ok with that. Some people flip out when they are single, I am not one of them. It is a great way to get to know yourself and to find out what it is you want out of this life. This is not to say that I haven't been lonely from time to time. Of course I have, I wouldn't be human if I didn't get lonely. But walling in self pitty about being alone won't get anyone anywhere! Being single was also a great motivator for my moving to Minnesota. I mean if I was caught up in a relationship would I have left him behind? Maybe...Haha. Anyways I do have a point somewhere.

Last night I went to a movie by myself. One because I just felt like the roomies needed some time to each other within the house. Two, I myself needed to get out of the house. Lastly I wanted to see a movie.

Anywho I went by myself. I've done this before, several times and I have no problem doing it. I mean of course I would love to have someone to snuggle up with or someone to at least sit next to occasionally, but really I enjoy movies and if I do go with someone there are a few chances that this person will want to talk to me or just bug the utter shit out of me during the film. Then also the movie could be horrible shit and there is nothing better then making out in the dark to a shitty movie in the background. Or when you are with someone and that want to see a different movie then you, one of you must compromise. So would it be fair to say that the list of pros and cons to seeing a movie with someone does not necessarily out weigh going to a movie by yourself?

Sometimes when I go to the movies by myself I notice that I get looks. These looks very each time. Some I get are {awww poor girl, going to the movies alone} or another is {Wow, I could never do what she is doing} or how about {she looks doesn't look so bad, why is she alone} and probably my favorite {right on, way to be comfortable enough with yourself to do your own thing}. Some of these 'looks' give me great pride about not always having to do something with another person. Also they make me feel a bit like a loser, but what does it matter what you think about my life. I actually find it to be a liberating experience. Then again its been so long since i've been to a movie with a significant other that it could feel just as good or better.

I really don't know what my point to all of this was, but would you go to a movie alone? If you do, how does it make you feel? Or if you don't, why?

I just think its funny that I feel strong and ok with myself being alone going into the movie and then sure enough the movie I pick just has to be a chick flick or a cheesy love story and I get all teary eyed and want a freaking boyfriend! haha I guess I can't win.

Note to the Roomies

Please refill the Ice Cube maker!

Introducing

Dun Dun DUNNNNN! Will's Angels. A place we I and three other lovely ladies will be posting on a plethora of topics once a week. It should be a pretty interesting read seeing as how we are all wonderfully different women with amazing minds:) I guess i'm the first to get my post in. I hope you all enjoy!

Pompous Ass Directors Part Deux

If its War you want, Its war you will get!

So someone ahem *Jeff* has said that the only redeeming quality of the pay-per-view site that Mr. I'm a Greedy Bastard Lynch has is that if you do pay for its service that you receive one on one instant messaging access with him. I am not sure that I would want to talk to him one on one. I mean come on look at him?!?! It looks like weeks since he got his last hit of crack! Oh wait what do I spy in that photo...is that his own book?!?!?! Wow talk about seeking publicity, to pose in a picture with your own book...but making it look like you don't notice its there because you are too busy in conversation with your imaginary friend across the table! Or OR could he be that he is dictating to someone. Maybe someone has paid the fee to have ONE ON ONE DIALOGUE WITH DAVID LYNCH. I mean how can you really be sure that you are actually talking with David Lynch himself. He is a famous director, how does he make the time to respond to all of his "humongous Lynch nutjobs"?

After doing research I have found this newspaper clipping of an up and coming Japanese director guy who became mentally disturbed and emotionally distressed over battling with these thoughts himself. "Am I really speaking with David Lynch? I mean I've paid my membership, but is it really him? He is such a big time director how does he make time for little ol' me?" Granted the article is in Japanese, I'm sure I have translated it properly. I mean seriously you can read that look on anyone's face! Its obvious that he has just found out that he has been talking to this guy who claims to be David Lynch. When asking David Lynch to comment on this situation, he simply replied, "No Comment". We all know what that really means!!!¹

After these queries had surfaced another Victim came forward with her story. She she was told by 'David Lynch' that she could come visit the set. After being hassled at the gates of the set she was finally let in. It turns out that one of David's PAs had gotten onto his computer and thought it would be funny to invite those that had paid their membership to the set. To make a long story short the fire marshall had told him there were too many people on the set, but making up for his PA's joke he insisted that they all stay. A HORRIBLE TRAGEDY ensued! You may not have heard about this accident because Mr Lynch used the funds he received from his pay-per-view site to keep the press quiet!

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¹ The phrase "No Comment" is clearly defined by former Senior Government Spokesperson Ian Taylor as saying "I'm guilty"

Pompous Ass Directors!

So this all started a few days ago while exploring the wonders that is Blockbuster. I was perusing the aisles looking for a few movies to rent. All the while the pressure was really on because I didn't want to disappoint the roomies Va-Va and Stiggy with a poor movie selection. While searching I came across several films that I had wanted to see when they were released in the theaters, but never made it to them. I though about picking them up at that time, but they just didn't fit my mood. So I made a note of which films they were so that I could come back and do further research to see if they were worth the $4.46ish or whatever it costs to rent a movie from BB. Top on the list was Mulholland Dr. So I search the title and came up with the director David Lynch. Here is where this light hearted post turns to the dark side. I click on to his website and BAM there it is. "Hello and thank you for visiting David Lynch.com. This is a membership and pay-per-series site. ..." Alright. What the fuck? I mean are you not the same man who directed Twin Peaks? What did you run out of fucking money or something? I mean seriously are you not making enough money that you have to make what I am sure is a small audience of movie geeks and pimpled faced art students pay to enter your site. I am sure this audience willingly turns over their weekly allowance to join this small, but *scoff* obviously elite and exclusive club. But seriously. What can your crappy black and white website really have to offer that is worth paying for? I mean I would feel bad for these geeks that surrender their movie making funds over if they weren't getting to see some ass behind these 'secret walls'. I mean really at least offer up some porn in exchange for the funds. That is the least you could do. And what does 'pay-per-series' you mean you make them pay more then once? Fuckin' A! You better have some fantastically orgasimic behind the scenes shots or something. I mean Jerry Bruckheimer, James Cameron, and even not well known Directors/writers/producers like Zach Braff have blogs and fan sites and bibliography sites that are easy to access so why not Mr. Lynch? Well because he is a POMPOUS ASS!

So I say here and now that we must stop LYNCH!!

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