Bus Tales Part 2

Ok, so its been 4ish weeks now that I've been riding the bus. Its now pretty obvious who the regulars on my ride are and who are just stragler riders. My bus is a friendly, but not over friendly bus. They chit-chat then ride quietly and then maybe chit-chat some more. There are these two gentlemen that sit together on bus. They are on before I am in the morning and in the afternoon. Well they usually keep to themselves having some kind of conversation. I bring special attention to these two because it seems as though one of them has a crazy sounding voice. By crazy I mean, when he speaks it sounds like its coming from the other side of the bus and that four people are talking at one time. These four voices that I hear are: a very deep one, a soft light one, one that sounds kinda like how deaf people talk, and the last being that of something I don't think I could come up with words to discribe it. Now I am not trying to make fun of him or cut him down, but seriously its down right weird and I want to get to the bottom of this mystery.

So I've developed a few theories:

• He is a well dressed regular person, with nothing at all wrong with his voice except that it carries and multiplies when on moving city transportation.
• He is a well dressed deaf person, that doesn't need to use hearing aids to hear.
• He is a well dressed multiple personality disorder sufferer, that has no control over who is speaking while on city transportation.
• He is a well dressed alien, and is weird...well because he is a freaking alien.

Or lastly:

• He is a well dressed alien, suffering from multiple personality disorder, who is also deaf, that has a voice that carries and muliplies on moving city transportation!