*Testing Testing*

Alrighty folks its time for you turn the lights down and turn the music up! That's right kiddies, the wise, whimsical, werey wantantastic William Derringher has created a MySpace Music profile!

He has posted 4 songs that truly do capture his broad musical talents and eclectic style that we've all come to enjoy when we are listening to it, by ourselves, in a romantically lit room...Erie..ahem..bygones! Anywho get on over there and take a listen yourself and then let him or me know what you think! Feedback is always wanted and warranted!

So what are you waiting for...OH the link that is right!

Enjoy kiddies!

The Imperial Room

So last night the Project Bowl members went out for a little fun. It had been a while since we went out for a night on the town and since I got a fancy award from work I figured celebration was needed.

So we headed out to the Imperial Room in Downtown Minneapolis for some drinks (of course Va-Va was only allowed no alcoholic beverages, poor girl). We got there a bit early and found a cozy little spot on the corner of the bar. At first there was this huge group behind us so the people coming in and out of the corner had a bit of a tight squeeze, and after having her poor knees crushed by some dude Va-Va moved to the other side. In an act of kindness of bumping and making us move so many times the guy did end up giving us some free drink passes, so that was cool.

The night carried on with our usual unusual antics and lots of laughter ensued!

There was this creepy guy sitting behind me for a while who kept trying to talk to me, then apologizing because the bar was busy. I told him that I liked bars like this because it provides much entertainment in people watching. So then he tried to point out people and talk about them, but they weren't doing anything that would be worthy of be talked about so I kindly smiled and ignored him. He kept leaning over and apologizing and was obviously getting plastered. So then I get up to use the restroom. I leave my purse close to Va-Va and also push my drink close to Stiggy to keep an eye on. When I returned from the ladies room, Va-Va and Stiggy told me that the guy grabbed my drink and moved it closer to him. So just as I was about to say something, the guy took his martini and poured it into my drink and then took a sip of it! What a freak! Plus GROSS, I was having a Mai Tai...eww mixed with a martini. So I told the bar lady and she ended up telling the manager, he jumped over the bar and grab the creep by the collar and kicked him out. So needless to say I got a new fresh Mai Tai on the house :)

So during the night we nabbed some pics of some funny moments and also the creepy drink!

Take notice of the olives, Mai Tai's don't' have olives in them! Eww!


Stiggy and I having a sword fight!


The outcome


Me doing my impression of the Donald Trump Comb-over


Cute little group shot


I was not permitted to show any of the 'other' more 'explicit' photos, for those you will have to ask Stiggy and Va-Va's permission ;)

It was a good time after all, I mean how could it not been with good people like Va-Va and Stiggy!

Who Wants to Be An Assassin For a Day?

*raises hand* I do I do!

Well with all my recent dreams of Alias and kicking some major ass, its only fair that I answer my true calling and become an assassin! It has never been more simple to join this growing profession! Except, now I would have to move to Portland!

Seriously this would be soo much fun!

	What is PDX Assassin? PDX Assassin is a round-robin assassination tournament based in Portland, Oregon. After the start of the game you will receive a laminated contract with the following information: A picture of your intended target The name of your intended target The home address of your intended target The work address of your intended target The phone number of your intended target Once you receive this information, your duty as an assassin is to find and kill your target using a water gun, water balloon, super soaker, or any other water-based weapon. You can use any means of tracking and hunting your target down. You can form alliances, you can enlist friends to help you out, you can even use strangers as unwitting patsies. Do whatever it takes to assassinate your target! If you happen to assassinate your target successfully, the player you assassinated will give you their contract and that person becomes your new target. The game ends once all players are eliminated or time runs out. The player with the most assassinations wins the game. The last assassin standing also gets a smaller prize.

Awesome but Creepy

I don't know if some of these Quiznos commercials where nationally televised, but they were fucking hilarious. Why..because they were fucking creepy and made absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Anywho take a look see, this one makes me giggle!

and another :)

Especially the part about the pepper bar! hahaha!

Puppet President

So we all know how brilliant President Bush speaks publicly. Now we can take a spin in his shoes. Make your own Bush Speech!

Do so here!